Smoke out the back, don´t smoke out the back
You can´t cook if you can´t clean up
Close the fridge door the moment you take something out of it
Never leave the microwave plugged in when not in use
If your water isn´t too yellow, don´t flush the toilet
Tulip and the Nazi
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