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Sunday, 16 December 2012
I don't know much about Junior, I must confess,
But I reckon he's good at reducing all kinds of stress.
I have limited knowledge of these types of toys,
So I'm not sure if he's silent or he makes a noise.
I can only presume his shape and his size,
And how it feels when he's between your thighs.
Loyalty, fidelity won't be problems, surely,
And he'll never go soft or shoot his load prematurely.
I'm jealous of Junior and those things he can do
But if I practise real hard I could do them too.
However, there's one action he just can't replace,
He'll never get overexcited and make a mess on your face.
Posted by Reluctant Foreigner at 09:45